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Life After Work? These Retirement Quotes Will Have You Laughing All the Way to the Rocking Chair!
Thinking about retirement? Whether you’re ready to embrace the leisure life or just looking for a good laugh, these retirement quotes will brighten your day! Packed with humor and wisdom, this video is for everyone who’s ever dreamed of trading their alarm clock for a hammock. Like, share, and subscribe for more laughs about life after work!
Video Life After Work? These Retirement Quotes Will Have You Laughing All the Way to the Rocking Chair!
Life After Work? These Retirement Quotes Will Have You Laughing All the Way to the Rocking Chair!
- “Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” – Mark Twain
- “I work harder now that I have retired from corporate life, than when I actually worked, but I love it.” – Catherine Pulsifer
- “Retire from work, but not from life.” – M.K. Soni
- “It is better to live rich than to die rich.” – Samuel Johnson
- “If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be no shortage of fishing poles.” – Doug Larson
- “As for me, except for the occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did.” – Robert Benchley
- “Retirement itself is the best gift. No gold watch could ever top it.” – Abigail Charleson
- “Money is something you got to make in case you don’t die.” – Max Asnas
- “There is a whole new kind of life ahead, full of experiences just waiting to happen. Some call it retirement; I call it bliss.” – Betty Sullivan
- “In retirement, I look for days off from my days off.” – Mason Cooley
- “It’s paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.” – Andy Rooney
- “Work is the curse of the drinking classes.” – Oscar Wilde
- “Working people have a lot of bad habits, but the worst of those is work.” – Clarence Darrow
- “Sometimes it’s hard to tell if retirement is a reward for a lifetime of hard work or a punishment.” – Terri Guillemets
- “I think that retirement is the first step towards the grave.” – Hugh Hefner
- “Often when you are at the end of something, you’re at the beginning of something else.” – Fred Rogers
- “Retirement is not in my vocabulary. They aren’t going to get rid of me that way.” – Betty White
- “I need to retire from retirement.” – Sandra Day O’Connor
- “Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.” – Kitty O’Neill Collins
- “Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.” – Will Rogers
- “A retired husband is often a wife’s full-time job.” – Ella Harris
- “When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.” – Chi Chi Rodriguez
- “I always likened retirement to falling off a cliff, and then you have to kind of brush yourself off.” – Steve Young
- “Retirement at 65 is ridiculous. When I was 65, I still had pimples.” – George Burns
- “You might be on the back nine of life, but it’s good to finish strong.” – Morton Shaevitz
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