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Military Wisdom Quotes That Will Make You Laugh
A collection of the funniest, most sarcastic military wisdom quotes from American intelligence, generals, and soldiers in the field. Whether you served or just appreciate military humor, these quotes will make you laugh and nod in agreement. Like, comment, and share with fellow veterans and military enthusiasts!
Video Military Wisdom Quotes That Will Make You Laugh
Military Wisdom Quotes That Will Make You Laugh
- Long-distance love is just an excuse for extra ice cream. — Unknown
- I fell in love with him and his uniform wrinkles. — Unknown
- Absence makes the heart grow fond… and the snack stash grow. — Unknown
- Love is cheering him on… while enjoying all the donuts he left behind. — Unknown
- Our love language? Rewatching deployment homecoming videos. — Unknown
- A soldier’s heart may be far away, but his laundry isn’t. — Unknown
- Love him dearly, but that haircut’s gonna take some getting used to. — Unknown
- I miss you so much… even more than I miss sleep after a 20-hour shift. — Unknown
- My love for you is stronger than my WiFi on base—trust me, that’s saying a lot! — Unknown
- The distance may be hard, but so is military training. And look at you—you survived both! — Unknown
- Being with you is like getting KP duty—you don’t ask for it, but it’s worth it. — Unknown
- Love is waiting for a deployment to end, one amusing drill story at a time. — Unknown
- Our relationship is strong enough to survive a PCS… or two! — Unknown
- Military life might keep us apart, but it also makes us the champions of long-distance love. — Unknown
- Being with a soldier means you’re always in the same time zone—waiting. — Unknown
- Missing you is the only deployment I didn’t sign up for. — Unknown
- Our love’s so strong, not even the miles and poor reception can interfere. — Unknown
- Loving a soldier means mastering the art of loving from afar… and mastering FaceTime glitches! — Unknown
- Distance makes the heart grow fonder, or just really good at writing love letters. — Unknown
- Long-distance love and military life: because who doesn’t love a challenge? — Unknown
- Counting down the days to our reunion… with the accuracy of military time. — Unknown
- Your absence is like a deployment—you know it’ll end, but it still takes forever. — Unknown
- They say patience is a virtue, but dating a soldier should come with an award! — Unknown
- You know it’s true love when you’re waiting around, loving someone in uniform. — Unknown
- Love is sharing the struggle, especially when one of you has drill duty. — Unknown
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