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Millennials May Not Like These Quotes… Which Makes Them Even Better
This video features list hilarious and sarcastic quotes about millennials from sharp American comedians, thinkers, and cultural icons. Packed with punchlines, irony, and social truth—these quotes will have you laughing and nodding at the same time.
Video Millennials May Not Like These Quotes… Which Makes Them Even Better
Millennials May Not Like These Quotes… Which Makes Them Even Better
- “Millennials are the first generation to complain about being broke—on a thousand-dollar phone.” – Bill Maher
- “They call it ‘adulting’ now. We used to call it ‘life’.” – George Carlin
- “If Wi-Fi doesn’t work, millennials assume civilization has ended.” – Dave Barry
- “Their biggest rebellion is switching from oat milk to almond milk.” – Wanda Sykes
- “They want a safe space, but can’t handle slow internet.” – Ricky Gervais
- “Millennials want jobs with meaning. Meaning: six figures and remote work.” – Larry Wilmore
- “They expect praise for doing laundry. Imagine their face if we asked them to fold it too.” – Jerry Seinfeld
- “Participation trophies built this kingdom of entitlement.” – Dennis Miller
- “Millennials don’t use clocks. Time comes from iPhones and trauma.” – Trevor Noah
- “They cancel people faster than they cancel subscriptions.” – Tina Fey
- “Their spirit animal is a Wi-Fi router with social anxiety.” – Chris Rock
- “They demand authenticity and then filter everything through six apps.” – Jim Gaffigan
- “When millennials say ‘literally dying,’ they mean their coffee order was wrong.” – Ellen DeGeneres
- “They want open-plan offices and closed emotional states.” – Bill Burr
- “Millennials say ‘adulting is hard’—so is gravity, but here we are.” – Norm Macdonald
- “They ghost people but expect full emotional closure.” – Amy Schumer
- “They’ll boycott a brand but wear the logo on a hoodie.” – Jimmy Kimmel
- “For a generation raised on Harry Potter, they sure missed the lesson on courage.” – Stephen Colbert
- “They think sarcasm is a love language.” – Craig Ferguson
- “They don’t trust banks, but Venmo everything.” – David Spade
- “Millennials don’t know how to change a tire, but they’ll critique Michelin stars.” – Ron White
- “They worship Wi-Fi more than any higher power.” – Kevin Hart
- “They call depression a vibe.” – Nikki Glaser
- “They prefer plant-based meat, but won’t touch a real plant.” – Patton Oswalt
- “They’ve read more Buzzfeed lists than books.” – Seth Meyers
- “Self-care used to be a bath. Now it’s a movement.” – Joan Rivers
- “They’re offended by jokes, but binge true crime like bedtime stories.” – Bill Hicks
- “They’re revolutionary until it’s time to call customer service.” – Cedric the Entertainer
- “They go on silent retreats to escape their own Instagram.” – Jim Norton
- “They know their astrology sign better than their blood type.” – Kathy Griffin
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