Journey through a treasury of sharp retorts and clever replies drawn from global icons and timeless thinkers, blending humor with heart to uplift and empower. From ancient sages to modern voices, these gems offer lighthearted ways to handle doubters while celebrating resilience.
Video My Wittiest Clapbacks to Haters Will Make You LOL
My Wittiest Clapbacks to Haters Will Make You LOL
- “I think it would be a good idea.” – Mahatma Gandhi
- “Apparently, your mother could…” – Dorothy Parker
- “No, it’s purely voluntary.” – Winston Churchill
- “That will depend, my lord, on whether I embrace your principles or your mistress.” – John Wilkes
- “Each of us fights for what he lacks most.” – Robert Surcouf
- “Impossible to come to first night. Will come to second night, if you have one.” – Winston Churchill
- “I’ll take a drug test, if you’ll take an IQ test.” – Fritz Hollings
- “I’ve been called worse things by better men.” – Pierre Trudeau
- “No. I look at the Senators and pray for the country.” – Edward Everett Hale
- “That’s wonderful. And what did you do with the money?” – Miriam Hopkins
- “I can explain this to you; I can’t comprehend it for you.” – Ed Koch
- “All right then; get me a battleship.” – Robert Benchley
- “About half.” – Pope John XXIII
- “Then you have a great deal to be thankful for.” – Melville Fuller
- “Did the training wheels fall off?” – John Kerry
- “I’m all for it.” – Calvin Coolidge
- “Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?” – Ernest Hemingway
- “That’s got every fire hydrant in America worried.” – Bill Clinton
- “Senator, I served with Jack Kennedy. I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. Senator, you’re no Jack Kennedy.” – Lloyd Bentsen
- “Yes, but one thing is certain: They will not say that Belgium invaded Germany.” – Georges Clemenceau
- “If I had another face, do you think I would wear this one?” – Abraham Lincoln
- “I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” – Mark Twain
- “He is a modest man, with much to be modest about.” – Winston Churchill
- “It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.” – Mark Twain
- “My esteem in this country has gone up substantially. It is very nice now when people wave at me, they use all their fingers.” – Jimmy Carter
- “You couldn’t get high enough to hang me.” – Thomas Brackett Reed
- “Join it.” – Oscar Wilde
- “Thank God for that.” – Robert Benchley
- “My dear, you are ugly, but tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be ugly.” – Winston Churchill
- “Bill Clinton is a man who thinks international affairs means dating a girl from out of town.” – Tom Clancy
Those sparks of genius from voices across the globe prove that a clever turn of phrase can turn any detractor’s frown upside down. If they sparked joy or armed your spirit, tap that like, join the channel for more worldly wisdom, and tell us your cherished one below—let’s keep the tales flowing!
