Get ready for a laugh with these hilarious, cheeky, and classic sex quotes from some of the greatest minds in history! These witty one-liners will have you blushing and belly laughing. If you love humor, love, and a little mischief, this video is for you. Hit that like button, subscribe, and share the fun with your friends!
Video Naughty but Nice! Hilarious Sex Quotes That’ll Have You Blushing and Belly Laughing!
Naughty but Nice! Hilarious Sex Quotes That’ll Have You Blushing and Belly Laughing!
- “Anybody who believes that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach flunked geography.” ~ Robert Byrne
- “There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.” ~ P. J. O’Rourke
- “A dirty book is rarely dusty.” ~ Anon
- “Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children; life is the other way around.” ~ David Lodge
- “It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins.” ~ Chinese Proverb
- “Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.” ~ George Burns
- “I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.” ~ Rodney Dangerfield
- “I’ve been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.” ~ Groucho Marx
- “My father told me all about the birds and the bees—the liar. I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one.” ~ Bob Hope
- “I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.” ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor
- “Anticipation makes the hard-on longer.” ~ Itsby Stevintary
- “The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on.” ~ Anon
- “A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are.” ~ Victor Lownes
- “Pornography is in the loin of the beholder.” ~ Charles Rembar
- “Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man.” ~ Mignon McLaughlin
- “A student undergoing a word-association test was asked why a snowstorm put him in mind of sex. He replied frankly: ‘because everything does.'” ~ Honor Tracy
- “Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact.” ~ Marlene Dietrich
- “Men are those creatures with two legs and eight hands.” ~ Jayne Mansfield
- “Chastity: The most unnatural of the sexual perversions.” ~ Aldous Huxley
- “Don’t worry, it only seems kinky the first time.” ~ Anon
- “Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.” ~ Anon
- “I’m all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults.” ~ Gore Vidal
- “There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex—they should draw the line at goats.” ~ Elton John
- “Sex on television can’t hurt you, unless you fall off.” ~ Anon
- “Be naughty—save Santa a trip.” ~ Anon
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