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Old But Gold! These Jokes About Aging Are Too Funny to Miss!
Aging comes with wisdom—and a lot of humor! These hilarious quotes about growing older will keep you laughing all the way. Watch now for the best jokes about aging, featuring famous sayings from legendary comedians and authors. Don’t forget to like, share, and subscribe for more!
Video Old But Gold! These Jokes About Aging Are Too Funny to Miss!
Old But Gold! These Jokes About Aging Are Too Funny to Miss!
- “Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back” – Oscar Wilde
- “Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings” – Robert Bloch
- “Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad” – Miles Kington
- “By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher” – Socrates
- “Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience” – Greg King
- “My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch” – Jack Nicholson
- “Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go” – Oscar Wilde
- “Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house” – Rod Stewart
- “Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason” – José Maria de Eça de Queiroz
- “There is nothing so annoying as to have two people go right on talking when you’re interrupting” – Mark Twain
- “I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t” – Patrick Murray
- “Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I am not yet completely sure about the universe” – Albert Einstein
- “A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often” – Oliver Herford
- “If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn’t sit for a month” – Theodore Roosevelt
- “Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m schizophrenic, and so am I” – Oscar Levant
- “By all means let’s be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out” – Richard Dawkins
- “I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem?” – Arnold Schwarzenegger
- “When God sneezed, I didn’t know what to say” – Henny Youngman
- “If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days” – Robin Williams
- “When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did – in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car” – Bob Monkhouse
- “How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being?” – Oscar Wilde
- “Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.” – Oscar Wilde
- “Between men and women, there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.” – Oscar Wilde
- “Women are never disarmed by compliments; men always are.” – Oscar Wilde
- “Husbands are like fine wine. They take time to mature.” – Letters to Juliet
They say laughter adds years to your life—so consider this video a gift of extra time! If these quotes made you smile, share them with a friend who could use a good laugh today. And don’t forget to like, subscribe, and hit the bell icon for more golden wisdom and humor!
