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Video One-Liner Clean Jokes That Will Make You Cry Laughing
Quotes: One-Liner Clean Jokes That Will Make You Cry Laughing
1. “Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.”
2. “Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.”
3. “I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.”
4. “Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.”
5. “I threw a boomerang years ago. Now I live in constant fear.”
6. “Want to hear a construction joke? Oh, sorry, I’m still working on it.”
7. “How do you organize a space party? You planet.”
8. “I once made a belt out of watches. It was a waist of time.”
9. “How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut.”
10. “I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.”
11. “Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.”
12. “I asked my dog what two minus two is. He said nothing.”
13. “What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.”
14. “I got hit in the head with a can of soda. Luckily, it was a soft drink.”
15. “Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.”
16. “I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.”
17. “I told my computer I needed a break, and now it keeps sending me Kit-Kat ads.”
18. “What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.”
19. “Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.”
20. “I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole-destroying.”
21. “The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.”
22. “What’s brown and sticky? A stick.”
23. “Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems.”
24. “How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.”
25. “I told my boss three companies were after me, so I needed a raise. He said, ‘Which ones?’ I said, ‘Gas, electric, and cable.'”
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