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Outrageously Funny Quotes Only Wise Folks Will Truly Appreciate!
Ready for a good laugh with a touch of wisdom? These outrageously funny quotes are tailor-made for those who’ve been around the block—and still have their sense of humor intact. Perfect for anyone over 60 who loves wit, wisdom, and a belly laugh!
Video Outrageously Funny Quotes Only Wise Folks Will Truly Appreciate!
Outrageously Funny Quotes Only Wise Folks Will Truly Appreciate!
- “The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.”
~ Jilly Cooper ~
- “Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember.”
~ Funny Short Saying ~
- “Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.”
~ Bob Hope ~
- “By the time you’re eighty years old you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember them.”
~ George Burns ~
- “The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.”
~ Helen Hayes ~
- “Older people shouldn’t eat health food; they need all the preservatives they can get.”
~ Robert Orben ~
- “You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said ‘Parking Fine.’”
~ Tommy Cooper ~
- “If everything is coming your way you’re in the wrong lane!”
~ Funny Short Saying ~
- “If God wanted us to bend over he’d put diamonds on the floor.”
~ Joan Rivers ~
- “I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.”
~ Jeff Foxworthy ~
- “I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.”
~ Noel Coward ~
- “Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.”
~ Mel Brooks ~
- “The first law of dietetics seems to be: if it tastes good, it’s bad for you.”
~ Issac Asimov ~
- In the digital age, protecting privacy should come first. Am I alone in thinking that mass secret surveillance is totally over the line? – Inspired by Al Gore
- I have a Dali-esque belief: the world will always lack one thing—outrageousness. – Inspired by Salvador Dalí
- Mainstream media often pushes their own narrative. They ignore facts and favor their slant. That’s what really frustrates me. – Inspired by Curt Weldon
- I could just stand still on stage, and people would still say I was shocking. – Inspired by Divine
- Creativity means breaking free from habit. That’s what I believe and teach. If your idea doesn’t feel a little wild, it’s probably too safe. – Inspired by George Lois
- What really bothers me is the online campaign against Dan Rather and CBS. It’s like a digital witch hunt, and it’s way overboard. – Inspired by Tom Brokaw
- The same kind of thinking that restricts women’s rights in Somalia is what I faced while being held captive. It’s unbelievably harsh. – Inspired by Amanda Lindhout
- I don’t need to force anything. Being outrageous is just who I am. – Inspired by Nina Hagen
- I chose a bold, exaggerated way to express myself. It was my path to being noticed. – Inspired by Dee Snider
- To me, nothing is more appalling than mistreating society’s most vulnerable. Our laws should reflect how serious those crimes are. – Inspired by Bob Ney
- The natural order of the world is already so bizarre, it’s as unbelievable as any so-called miracle. – Inspired by G.K. Chesterton
- I love comedy that’s straight-faced while being completely absurd. That contrast is golden. – Inspired by Leslie Nielsen
- I’m not into flashy or wild appearances. That’s just not my vibe. – Inspired by Sade
- It’s ridiculous that we treat billionaires like sages just because they’re rich. Money doesn’t equal wisdom. – Inspired by Ben Elton
- When I act, I like popping in, being ridiculous for a few days, and then returning to my real work. – Inspired by Josh Groban
- The more outrageous a paradox sounds, the stronger it often is. That’s the strange power of contradiction. – Inspired by Bernard Williams
- While I enjoy over-the-top comedy, I sometimes feel stuck always being ‘that wild guy.’ Especially outside of work. – Inspired by Chris Farley
If even one of these made you smirk, chuckle, or say “that’s too true,” you’re one of the wise ones. Go ahead—like, share, and subscribe. Because laughter may not cure everything, but it sure keeps the spirit young.
