Top 25 Perfect Woman Funny Quotes
1. “She was everything I wanted. She was beautiful and charming, with a quick sense of humor, and she supported me in everything I did.” -Nicholas Sparks
2. “O woman, perfect woman! what distraction Was meant to mankind when thou wast made a devil!” – John Fletcher
3. “The idea of perfect womanhood is perfect independence” – Swami Vivekananda
4. “A good marriage does not require a perfect man or a perfect woman. It only requires a man and a woman committed to strive together toward perfection.” – Dallin H. Oaks
5. “Till all grace be in one woman, one woman shall not come in my grace.” – William Shakespeare
6. “I prefer to regard a dessert as I would imagine the perfect woman: subtle, a little bittersweet, not blowsy and extrovert. Delicately made up, not highly rouged. Holding back, not exposing everything and, of course, with a flavor that lasts.” – Graham Kerr
7. “I’ve been wanting to have my own family since I was young. It just took me a while to find the perfect woman.” – Matthew McConaughey
8. “I think I was always looking for that perfect woman, who obviously doesn’t exist. I wanted to be married. I wanted more kids. I’m a family man, at heart.” – Rod Stewart
9. “The Proverbs 31 woman is not the model of a perfect woman. She is the model of a committed woman under God.” – Tony Evans
10. “A goodlookin horse is like a goodlookin woman, he said. They’re always more trouble than what they’re worth. What a man needs is just one that will get the job done.” – Cormac McCarthy
11. “A perfect woman’s but a softer man.” – Alexander Pope
12. “Don’t try and mimic men – how they operate, how they do business, how they direct, write or are creative. They are not perfect. Women do it all differently, and that should be celebrated. We believe in collaboration, we are empathetic and sympathetic and we do tend to connect to stories and people on a different level. And this should all be celebrated.” – Pietra Brettkelly
13. “For most women being other-directed, focused on how other people feel and nurturing them, was (and can still be) a quality that girls were (are) heavily pressured to become. The unselfish or Self-less woman was (is) seen as ideal. The realization and articulation that the cultural ideal of the perfect woman was someone who had no sense of Self and was a key part of the angry energy that drove Feminism to its swift success.” – Judith M Bardwick
14. “If there were no Frenchwomen, life wouldn’t be worth living.” – Friedrich Engels
15. “Iove always had a booty even when I was a baby, and when I was in high school and was skinny, I still had the booty. In Hollywoods eyes, the perfect women has to be a stick figure, tall, blonde hair, with big boobs.” – Coco Austin
16. “She is a woman of honour and smartness whose wild leaves out luck, always taking risks, and there is something in her brow now, that only she can recognize in a mirror. Ideal and idealistic in that shiny dark hair! People fall in love with her. She is a woman I don’t know well enough to hold in my wing, if writers have wings, to harbour for the rest of my life.” – Michael Ondaatje
17. “He couldn’t believe how lucky he was to have found a girl like her. She may have been the perfect woman for him.” ― Jason Medina, A Ghost In New Orleans
18. “If you are uncertain of yourself, how can you expect to keep the ideal woman of your dreams?” — Corey Wayne
19. “Simplicity is the keynote of all true elegance. “— Coco Chanel
20. “Barbecue sauce is like a beautiful woman. If it’s too sweet, it’s bound to be hiding something.” — Lyle Lovett
21. “The woman is the most perfect doll that i have dressed with delight and admiration.” — Karl Lagerfeld
22. “The Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue really sets the social standard for what people expect the perfect woman’s body to look like, and a lot of those bodies usually look the same.” — Ronda Rousey
23. “The perfect woman? She’s the one who accepts her flaws and loves herself anyway.” – Unknown
24. “There are no perfect women in the world; only hypocrites exhibit no defects.” — Ninon De L’Enclos
25. “There are no perfect women, only practical ones.” – William Allen White
