Get ready for the funniest redneck sayings that will have you rolling on the floor! These Southern gems are full of wit, sarcasm, and hilarious truths about life. If you love country humor, this is the video for you!
Video Redneck Wisdom So Funny You’ll Spit Out Your Sweet Tea!
Redneck Wisdom So Funny You’ll Spit Out Your Sweet Tea!
- “She’s pitching a hissy fit with a tail on it.”
- “Worthless as gum on a boot heel!”
- “I been running all over hell’s half acre.”
- “I came here to do two things; drink some beer and kick some ass. Looks like I’m almost out of beer.”
- “He’s so cheap he wouldn’t give a nickel to see Jesus ridin’ a bicycle.”
- “I’m so poor I can’t afford to pay attention.”
- “Those pants were so tight I could see her religion.”
- “If you believe in yourself and have dedication and pride – and never quit, you’ll be a winner. The price of victory is high but so are the rewards.”
- “Country as a turnip green.”
- “If you can’t fix it with a hammer, you got an electrical problem.”
- “Who licked the red off your candy?”
- “Even a broken clock is right twice a day.”
- “The porch light’s on, but no one’s home.”
- “He hasn’t got the sense God gave a goose.”
- “Kiss my go-to-hell.”
- “I was born at night, but not last night!”
- “Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit.”
- “You don’t watch out, I’m gonna cream yo’ corn.”
- “I’ll knock you into the middle of next week looking both ways for Sunday!”
- “Don’t let your mouth write checks your ass can’t cash.”
- “We’re off like a herd of turtles.”
- “It happened faster than a knife fight in a phone booth.”
- “He’s so ugly, he didn’t get hit with the ugly stick, he got whopped with the whole forest!”
- “Wish in one hand, shucks in the other, see which one fills up first.”
- “We’re about to have a Come to Jesus meeting’.”
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