These sarcastic Canadian quotes about life will have you laughing, nodding in agreement, or maybe even shaking your head. Join us for list of the best sarcastic quotes that capture the humor of living in Canada! Watch now for a dose of clever humor, Canadian style!
Video Sarcastic Canadian Quotes About Life That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud
Sarcastic Canadian Quotes About Life That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud
- *”I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying I’m more right.”* — Rick Mercer
- *”Canada: Where the seasons are winter, almost winter, and roadwork.”* — Anonymous
- *”Canadians apologize so much, we even apologize when someone steps on our foot.”* — Russell Peters
- *”I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.”* — Stephen Leacock
- *”Canadians are great at standing in line. We even do it without a good reason.”* — Anonymous
- *”Canada is the only country where a ‘two-four’ refers to beer and not a time of day.”* — Anonymous
- *”If Canada were a person, it would apologize to the intruder who broke in.”* — Anonymous
- *”Life’s too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, let me do it for you.”* — Anonymous
- *”I’m on a maple syrup diet. I’ve lost a few ounces already.”* — Rick Mercer
- *”Canada: Because being polite is cooler than being right.”* — Anonymous
- *”Canadians are so polite, we say ‘sorry’ to inanimate objects when we bump into them.”* — Russell Peters
- *”Canada: Where ‘eh’ is a valid word, and you can end a sentence with it, eh?”* — Anonymous
- *”We may not have it all together, but together we have it all, eh?”* — Canadian Saying
- *”Canadians don’t complain about the weather. We just make passive-aggressive jokes about it.”* — Rick Mercer
- *”I’m not procrastinating, I’m on Canadian time.”* — Anonymous
- *”Canada: Where ‘going out for a rip’ means driving aimlessly for hours.”* — Anonymous
- *”Don’t worry, be hoser.”* — Anonymous
- *”Canada: The only place where saying ‘double-double’ gets you a coffee.”* — Anonymous
- *”Canadian winters build character…and a strong craving for hot chocolate.”* — Rick Mercer
- *”Canada is the place where people say ‘thank you’ to ATMs.”* — Anonymous
- *”We take our time being polite; after all, rushing is just so rude.”* — Stephen Leacock
- *”I’m not a pessimist. I’m a Canadian.”* — Anonymous
- *”Canada: Where hockey is a religion and Tim Hortons is the church.”* — Anonymous
- *”When life gives you snow, make snowballs.”* — Rick Mercer
- *”If you don’t like the weather in Canada, wait five minutes. It’ll change.”* — Canadian Proverb
And there you have it! Fifty-five of the most sarcastic and hilarious Canadian quotes about life. Whether you’re Canadian or just love a good laugh, these quotes show how humor can bring lightness to any situation. If any of these quotes gave you a good chuckle, make sure to hit that like button and subscribe for more funny and insightful content. Also, drop your favorite sarcastic Canadian quote in the comments below. We’d love to hear it—eh?
