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Sarcastic Quotes That Are the Perfect Mix of Witty and Clever
A good sarcastic quote has the power to make you laugh, roll your eyes, or rethink everything you thought you knew. In this video, we’ve rounded up some of the wittiest and cleverest sarcastic quotes from history’s sharpest minds. Watch, enjoy, and let us know which one is your favorite in the comments! Don’t forget to like and subscribe for more content just like this.
Video Sarcastic Quotes That Are the Perfect Mix of Witty and Clever
Sarcastic Quotes That Are the Perfect Mix of Witty and Clever
- “I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.” —Fred Allen
- “If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.” —Groucho Marx
- “I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.” —Russell Lynes
- “I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible.” —Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey
- “I had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.” —Groucho Marx
- “Have no fear of perfection—you’ll never reach it.” —Salvador Dalí
- “Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.” —Johnny Carson
- “The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” —Robert Frost
- “People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.” —Bill Watterson, The Calvin and Hobbes Tenth Anniversary Book
- “Don’t be so humble—you are not that great.” —Golda Meir
- “Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.” —Drew Carey
- “You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm. It’s really funny.” —Brandon Sanderson, Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians
- “Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.” —Cassandra Clare, City of Bones
- “Sarcasm helps me overcome the harshness of the reality we live, eases the pain of scars and makes people smile.” —Mahmoud Darwish
- “They say marriages are made in heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.” —Clint Eastwood
- “It’s wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.” —Christopher Moore, Lamb
- “Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.” —Ashleigh Brilliant
- “We get married to have an ally against our family.” —Jonathan Tropper
- “When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.” —Mark Twain
- “Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.” —Sam Levenson
- “Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.” —Chelsea Handler, Are You There, Vodka? It’s Me, Chelsea
- “Honey, tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to be sarcastic.” —Megan Mullally as Karen Walker on Will & Grace
- “Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.” —George Burns
- “Sarcasm and compassion are two of the qualities that make life on Earth tolerable.” —Nick Hornby, Songbook
- “The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he’s a baby.” —Natalie Wood
If any of these quotes made you chuckle—or made you think—then our mission here is accomplished. Sometimes, a little sarcasm is all we need to survive the absurdities of life. Don’t forget to like, share, and subscribe for more witty wisdom coming your way. See you next time!
