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Savage Replies for Annoying People
Step into a treasury of sharp American wit with comebacks and quotes designed to handle pesky folks lightly. Drawing from legends like Mark Twain, Dorothy Parker, and Groucho Marx alongside everyday sayings, these nuggets mix humor with a touch of inspiration for cherishing clever moments.
Video Savage Replies for Annoying People
Savage Replies for Annoying People
- “I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.” – Groucho Marx
- “I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.” – Groucho Marx
- “He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.” – Groucho Marx
- “Why, I’d horse-whip you if I had a horse.” – Groucho Marx
- “Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.” – Groucho Marx
- “Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.” – Groucho Marx
- “Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.” – Mae West
- “When I’m good, I’m very good. But when I’m bad I’m better.” – Mae West
- “I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.” – Mae West
- “It’s not the men in my life that count, it’s the life in my men.” – Mae West
- “A hard man is good to find.” – Mae West
- “Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.” – Will Rogers
- “Everyone is ignorant, only on different subjects.” – Will Rogers
- “There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.” – Will Rogers
- “Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.” – Will Rogers
- “The road to success is always under construction.” – Will Rogers
- “Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.” – Mark Twain
- “I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” – Mark Twain
- “If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.” – Mark Twain
- “Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.” – Mark Twain
- “Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.” – Mark Twain
- “If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.” – Dorothy Parker
- “The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.” – Dorothy Parker
- “That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.” – Dorothy Parker
- “Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.” – Dorothy Parker
There they are, straight from the American playbook of clever retorts to keep life’s nuisances at bay with a grin. If these sparked a chuckle or armed you for the day, give a thumbs up, subscribe for more spirited yarns, and share your go-to zinger in the comments—we might spin it into the next tale!
