Get ready to laugh like it’s 1965 again with this hilarious collection of stupid funny quotes. These quotes are so silly, smart, and absurdly clever, they’ll have you chuckling like a teenager at the drive-in. Perfect for seniors aged 60–90 who love humor that stood the test of time. Hit play and enjoy the giggles!
Video Stupid Funny Quotes That’ll Make You Laugh Like It’s 1965 Again!
Stupid Funny Quotes That’ll Make You Laugh Like It’s 1965 Again!
- It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite. – Sam Levenson
- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? – Steven Wright
- The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. – Harlan Ellison
- Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. – George Carlin
- If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure. – Dan Quayle
- I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. – Unknown
- You should always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise, they won’t come to yours. – Yogi Berra
- Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read. – Groucho Marx
- I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. – Rodney Dangerfield
- I have opinions of my own – strong opinions – but I don’t always agree with them. – George H. W. Bush
- Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life. – Brooke Shields
- If you come to a fork in the road, take it. – Yogi Berra
- The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing. – Dizzy Dean
- Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former. – Albert Einstein
- I owe a lot to my parents, especially by mother and my father. – Greg Norman
- The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. – Bertrand Russell
- We’re going to turn this team around 360 degrees. – Jason Kidd
- Our enemies are innovative and resourceful… and so are we. – George W. Bush
- Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. – Marion Barry
- Mere animals couldn’t possibly manage to act like this. You need to be a human being to be really stupid. – Terry Pratchett
- I know the human being and fish can co-exist peacefully. – George W. Bush
- Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning? – George W. Bush
- Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, ‘Thank God, I’m still alive.’ But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again. – Barbara Boxer
- A bachelor’s life is no life for a single man. – Samuel Goldwyn
- I cannot tell you how grateful I am – I am filled with humidity. – Gib Lewis
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