The Funniest Old Man Sayings About Work and Retirement That Will Make You Cry Laughing
Ready for a good laugh? Enjoy a list of the funniest sayings about work and retirement that’ll make you chuckle. Whether you’re retired or looking forward to it, these quotes bring out the humor in slowing down.
Video The Funniest Old Man Sayings About Work and Retirement That Will Make You Cry Laughing
The Funniest Old Man Sayings About Work and Retirement That Will Make You Cry Laughing
- “I used to be a workaholic, but then I realized you can’t get fired from retirement.”
—Anonymous
- “Retirement: where every day is a Saturday, except for Monday through Friday.”
—Anonymous
- “Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught.”
—Gene Perret
- “I always wanted to be somebody. Now I realize I should have been more specific.”
—Lily Tomlin
- “The best part of retirement? Not having to ask permission to take a nap.”
—Anonymous
- “I have enough money to last the rest of my life—unless I buy something.”
—Jackie Mason
- “I’m not retired. I’m just tired.”
—Anonymous
- “There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working.”
—Robert Half
- “I’m retired—doing nothing, and somehow still very busy.”
—Anonymous
- “Work is just something you do until you can retire. Then you start working harder.”
—Anonymous
- “I’m so old, I remember when hard work was really hard.”
—Anonymous
- “Retirement: No clock, no boss, no stress, and no money.”
—Anonymous
- “I didn’t know how much fun retirement would be, or I would’ve done it years ago.”
—Anonymous
- “It’s amazing how much stuff we get done on the days we’re supposed to be resting.”
—Anonymous
- “Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you’re aboard, there’s nothing you can do.”
—Golda Meir
- “I quit my job, but I still have an alarm clock, just in case I feel like waking up for no reason.”
—Anonymous
- “Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.”
—Jonathan Clements
- “Being retired is just another way of saying, ‘I can do whatever I want, whenever I want.’ Unless my wife says otherwise.”
—Anonymous
- “The only time you’re truly free is the moment you clock out on your last day.”
—Anonymous
- “Retirement: where you trade the stress of work for the stress of wondering if you’ve saved enough.”
—Anonymous
- “I retired, and now I only have two days of the week: today and tomorrow.”
—Anonymous
- “In retirement, every day feels like a weekend. Until you remember you’re not getting paid.”
—Anonymous
- “I was born to retire. I just had to work for 40 years to get there.”
—Anonymous
- “The best thing about retirement is not having to attend meetings.”
—Anonymous
Life’s a lot more fun when you can laugh about it, isn’t it? If these sayings brought a smile to your face, hit the like button, leave a comment with your favorite, and don’t forget to subscribe for more laughs and inspiration. Here’s to more good times in retirement!
