Get ready to laugh out loud with hilarious sayings from old-timers about the quirks of young people today. These classic lines capture the funny generational divide like nothing else.
Video The Funniest Old Man Sayings About Young People Today That Will Make You Cry Laughing
The Funniest Old Man Sayings About Young People Today That Will Make You Cry Laughing
1. “Back in my day, we didn’t have ‘influencers.’ We had people who actually did things.” —Anonymous
2. “These kids wouldn’t know real work if it bit them on their video game controllers.” —Anonymous
3. “I used to walk five miles to school… uphill both ways. Now they can’t walk across the street without calling an Uber.” —Anonymous
4. “These young folks are glued to their screens. We were glued to the seat of a tractor!” —Anonymous
5. “Today’s kids are so soft, a gentle breeze could knock the Wi-Fi right out of them.” —Anonymous
6. “They call it ‘adulting’—we called it ‘life.’” —Anonymous
7. “I had one phone, on the wall. Now they have one in their pocket and they never even call.” —Anonymous
8. “Kids today don’t know what a busy signal is. I miss it!” —Anonymous
9. “They say they’re ‘too tired.’ From what? Scrolling all day?” —Anonymous
10. “If I wanted to hear about your lunch, I’d ask. No need to post it on the internet!” —Anonymous
11. “These kids think they’re multitasking when they’re just doing three things poorly at once.” —Anonymous
12. “They wear jeans with holes in them and call it fashion. I had to work for my holes.” —Anonymous
13. “I asked my grandson to fix the TV, and he told me to ‘reboot it.’ I thought he meant buy a new one!” —Anonymous
14. “Back in my day, you wanted a trophy, you had to earn it. Now they get one for just showing up!” —Anonymous
15. “They’ve got all this ‘artificial intelligence.’ What they need is some good old-fashioned common sense.” —Anonymous
16. “My generation had to actually talk to people. Now they just text and ‘LOL’ all day.” —Anonymous
17. “If they put as much effort into real life as they do their selfies, they might get somewhere.” —Anonymous
18. “They call it ‘social media.’ Looks like ‘anti-social’ media to me!” —Anonymous
19. “I don’t understand ‘TikTok.’ Back in my day, the clock just told you the time.” —Anonymous
20. “They’re so busy documenting their lives, I wonder if they’re even living them.” —Anonymous
21. “If I had a dollar for every time they complained, I could buy them a real job.” —Anonymous
22. “They say they’re ‘stressed.’ When I was their age, I was married, had two jobs, and three kids!” —Anonymous
23. “They’ve got more ‘followers’ than friends. That’s a shame.” —Anonymous
24. “They think work-life balance means working five minutes and then taking a ‘life’ break.” —Anonymous
25. “I don’t need an ‘app’ to tell me what the weather is. I just look outside!” —Anonymous
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