Check out these hilarious old man sayings that capture the humor of growing older. Perfect for a quick laugh, these quotes will brighten your day and leave you in stitches. Share with friends and family for a good time!
Video Funniest Old Man Sayings That Will Make You Cry Laughing
The Funniest Old Man Sayings That Will Make You Cry Laughing
- “I don’t plan to grow old gracefully, I plan to have facelifts until my ears meet.”
2. “By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go anywhere.”
3. “You know you’re old when getting lucky means a short wait at the doctor’s office.”
4. “Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of 80 and gradually approach 18.”
5. “I’ve reached an age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.”
6. “Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.”
7. “Old age is like everything else, to make a success of it, you’ve got to start young.”
8. “I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.”
9. “You know you’re old when you bend down to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you’re down there.”
10. “Retirement is the time when you never do all the things you intended to do when you were still working.”
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