15 The Funniest Quotes About Proving That Age is Just a Number (Even If Our Knees Disagree)
1. “You’re never too old to become younger.” – Mae West
2. “Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” – Jack Benny
3. “Age is something that doesn’t matter unless you are a cheese.” – Luis Bunuel
4. “The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” – Lucille Ball
5. “I’m so old, I remember when the Dead Sea was just sick.” – George Burns
6. “Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” – Mark Twain
7. “You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.” – Bob Hope
8. “I’m not old, I’m youthfully challenged.” – Unknown
9. “The older you get, the better you get. Unless you’re a banana.” – Betty White
10. “I’m not getting older, I’m just becoming a classic.” – Unknown
11. “Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.” – Walt Disney
12. “Age is something that doesn’t matter unless you are a cheese.” – Billie Burke
13. “I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.” – Phyllis Diller
14. “You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever.” – Germaine Greer
15. “Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.” – Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
