15 The Funniest Quotes About Taking Up Hobbies I Should Have Tried Decades Ago
1. “I should have tried painting years ago. It’s cheaper than therapy and I get to keep the masterpiece!” – Anonymous
2. “They say cooking is like love, it should be entered into with abandon or not at all. I’ve chosen abandon. My kitchen might never be the same again.” – Julia Child
3. “The finest thing about a hobby is that you can’t do any pretending about it. You either like it or you don’t.” – Dorothy Draper
4. “I wish I had started playing an instrument earlier in life. Maybe then my neighbors would have had a chance to forgive me by now.” – Anonymous
5. “There is no passion to be found playing small-in settling for a life that is less than the one you are capable of living.” – Nelson Mandela
6. “I didn’t know what I was missing until I started reading. Now I know: sleep.” – Unknown
7. “I always thought fishing was boring until I caught my first fish. Now I realize it’s waiting that’s boring.” – Unknown
8. “Starting a new hobby is like going on a blind date. Sometimes you end up with a great story, and other times you’re just glad it’s over.” – Anonymous
9. “I finally picked up photography as a hobby. Now instead of just being the family historian, I’m the family paparazzi!” – Unknown
10. “Who knew birdwatching could be so exciting? I feel like a detective in a Hitchcock movie, but with fewer feathers and more binoculars.” – Anonymous
11. “I decided to try my hand at woodworking. My first project was building a bookshelf. Now I have a place to store all the books I bought about woodworking.” – Unknown
12. “A hobby is a happy medium between a passion and a monomania.” – Honoré de Balzac
13. “I took up beekeeping. Now instead of swiping left or right, I’m swatting left and right.” – Unknown
14. “Without commitment, you cannot have depth in anything, whether it’s a relationship, a business or a hobby.” – Neil Strauss
15. “I wish I had taken up stargazing sooner. There’s nothing like contemplating the vastness of the universe to put your problems into perspective.” – Anonymous
