15 The Funniest Quotes About Weekend? What Weekend? – Every Day Is Free Now
1. “At this age, every day feels like a weekend… except we still have to adult.”
2. “I’m at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep, they will have someone to talk to.” – Rodney Dangerfield
3. “Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.” – John Shirley
4. “My favorite way to spend Saturday is in and out of bed, watching sports on TV and eating.” – Alan King
5. “Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.” – Joseph Addison
6. “I am always happy to meet my friend, and my friend is my weekend.” – Debasish Mridha
7. “If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. But weekends? I’d give them a big hug.”
8. “I’m usually up at 6 A.M. Go for a run to get the blood pumping, then home by 7 A.M. for breakfast with the family. Everybody’s got a job in the morning.” – Mark Wahlberg
9. “Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.” – Bill Watterson
10. “Weekends are a bit like superhero movies; they make you believe for a while that life has a happy ending.” – Douglas Coupland
11. “The rhythm of the weekend, with its birth, its planned gaieties, and its announced end, followed the rhythm of life and was a substitute for it.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald
12. “The feeling of Sunday is the same everywhere, heavy, melancholy, standing still.” – Jean Rhys
13. “Sunday evenings often feel like the weekend is over before it’s even begun.” – Catherine McCormack
14. “Sunday is the golden clasp that binds together the volume of the week.” – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
15. “The only limits in life are the ones you make.” – Les Brown
