Dive into the hilarious world of military jargon with this collection of funny veterans’ quotes! From SNAFU to FUBAR, these sayings are sure to bring a smile to your face. Like, comment, and subscribe for more witty quotes and timeless humor!
Video The Funniest Veterans Quotes About Military Jargon That Will Make You Laugh
The Funniest Veterans Quotes About Military Jargon That Will Make You Laugh
- “SNAFU: Situation Normal, All Fouled Up. Or as we called it—another Tuesday.” – Anonymous
- “Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.” – Groucho Marx
- “A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week—especially if it’s an acronym soup.” – George S. Patton
- “Hurry up and wait… the unofficial motto of the military.” – Every Soldier, Ever
- “FUBAR: Fouled Up Beyond All Recognition. In other words, we’re in charge.” – Anonymous
- “Combat-ready means you’re not, but you look good pretending.” – Anonymous
- “Military logic: If it moves, salute it. If it doesn’t, paint it.” – Anonymous
- “PT: Physical Torture, also known as morning ‘fun.’” – Anonymous
- “Friendly fire isn’t so friendly when you’re the one on the receiving end.” – Anonymous
- “‘The check’s in the mail’ has nothing on ‘your deployment is only six months.’” – Anonymous
- “ROEs: Rules of Engagement or Really Odd Expectations?” – Anonymous
- “Military briefing: A gathering where they tell you what they don’t know in the most confusing way possible.” – Anonymous
- “Leave is a mythical time period you hear about but never actually get.” – Anonymous
- “The only thing faster than the speed of sound is gossip in the barracks.” – Anonymous
- “Chow time: Where the food is questionable, but the coffee is worse.” – Anonymous
- “The Navy: 200 years of tradition unimpeded by progress.” – Anonymous
- “Air Force pilots don’t walk—they strut, and it’s an acronym for ‘Super Tactical Response Under Time.’” – Anonymous
- “‘Secure the area’ really means you’re sleeping there tonight.” – Anonymous
- “The difference between a fairy tale and a war story? A fairy tale begins with ‘Once upon a time,’ and a war story begins with ‘No kidding, this really happened.’” – Anonymous
- “‘Logistics’ is just a fancy word for ‘good luck finding it.’” – Anonymous
- “Classified documents are like socks—always disappearing and showing up in the strangest places.” – Anonymous
- “A PX is where you spend all your pay pretending it’s a deal.” – Anonymous
- “A veteran is someone who has figured out that ‘ASAP’ actually means ‘whenever they feel like it.’” – Anonymous
- “The sound of freedom? Jets roaring. The sound of a budget? Screaming.” – Anonymous
- “Field day: The Navy’s cruel joke for ‘cleaning until your soul is spotless.’” – Anonymous
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