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Video The Most Humorous Quotables You’d Come By These Worrisome Days
The Most Humorous Quotables You’d Come By These Worrisome Days
1. “The law of heredity is that all undesirable traits come from the other parent.”—Unknown
2. “If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.”—Doug Larson
3. “Government is like junior high. Your status depends upon whom you’re able to persecute.”—Jonathan Kellerman
4. “A smart person knows all the rules so he can break them wisely.”—Lubna Azmi
5. “Forgive your enemies—if you can’t get back at them any other way.”—Franklin P. Jones
6. “I don’t at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It makes me far too conceited.”—Oscar Wilde
7. “How I see it is that men get one night of pleasure, and we get nine months of putting them through hell and getting away with it.”—Sara Swank
8. “It’s a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.”—Franklin P. Jones
9. “Every man is a fool for at least five minutes every day, wisdom consists of not exceeding the limit.”—Elbert Hubbard
10. “I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.”—Alan Coren
11. “My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.”—Ashleigh Brilliant
12. “Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.”—Scott Adams
13. “The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided.”—Casey Stengal
14. “I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.”—Groucho Marx
15. “The best time to give advice to your children is while they’re still young enough to believe you know what you’re talking about.”—Unknown
16. “The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you’re not in shape for it, it’s too far to walk back.”—Franklin Jones
17. “A word to the wise isn’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.”—Bill Cosby
18. “Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who’s got the smallest.”—Neil Kinnock
19. “You’ve reached middle age when all you exercise is caution.”—Unknown
20. “No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes she were not.”—H.L. Mencken
21. “Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them.”—Unknown
22. “Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you want.”—Tori Filler
23. “Have no fear of perfection—you’ll never reach it.”—Salvador Dali
24. “Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn’t be done.”—Sam Ewing
25. “Those who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us who do.”—Terry Marchal
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