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1. Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves… One for your diet because stress eating is real. – Adapted from Confucius
2. Revenge is sweet and not fattening. – Alfred Hitchcock
3. The best revenge is massive success… and ordering dessert first. – Frank Sinatra
4. Living well is the best revenge. Especially when your ex has to see you at the reunion. – George Herbert
5. Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate at all. That’s my revenge on expectations. – Adapted from John Green
6. Success is the sweetest revenge, especially when it comes with a side of fries. – Adapted from Isaac Asimov
7. Revenge is a dish best served funny. – Unknown
8. To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. – Unknown
9. Forgive your enemies, but always keep their embarrassing photos. – Adapted from Oscar Wilde
10. Getting over a bad experience? The gym works wonders. Revenge? A bonus. – Adapted from Arnold Schwarzenegger
11. An eye for an eye will leave the whole world wearing sunglasses. – Adapted from Mahatma Gandhi
12. Revenge? Nah, I’m too busy outliving my haters. – Unknown
13. Don’t get mad, get fabulous. – Unknown
14. A friend in need is a friend indeed. Unless they borrowed your car and brought it back on empty. Then, revenge is parking your car in their driveway. – Adapted from Groucho Marx
15. Happiness is the best revenge. But chocolate cake comes close. – Unknown
16. Always forgive your enemies—nothing annoys them so much. – Oscar Wilde
17. Karma is like 69. You get what you give. – Adapted from Unknown
18. Revenge sounds great until you realize the paperwork involved. – Unknown
19. The funniest revenge? Be so good they have to take notes. – Unknown
20. Don’t get even, get odd. – Unknown
21. Your best revenge is to not care. But also, to care enough to get the last laugh. – Unknown
22. When they go low, I bake cookies with their calories in mind. – Adapted from Michelle Obama
23. Nothing burns more than seeing you live your best life in their dream car. – Unknown
24. I don’t need to get even, I’m already ahead. – Unknown
25. Revenge? Oh, I just introduced them to the power of the mute button. – Unknown
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