Dive into the timeless wit of Groucho Marx with these quotes about aging. If you’re over 60 and still laughing, this one’s for you. Discover Groucho’s sharp takes on getting older, living fully, and embracing life with humor. Perfect for seniors, comedy lovers, and fans of classic American intelligence.
Video These Groucho Marx Zingers About Age Are Too Real for Anyone Over 60!
These Groucho Marx Zingers About Age Are Too Real for Anyone Over 60!
- “Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.”― Groucho Marx
- “I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.” – Groucho Marx
- “Middle age is when you go to bed at night and hope you feel better in the morning. Old age is when you go to bed at night and hope you wake up in the morning.” – Groucho Marx
- “Mr. Blank was known far and wide as a card shark. He wasn’t necessarily dishonest, but then again, no one ever accused him of being honest either.” — Groucho Marx
5. “Why a four-year-old child could understand this report! Run out and find me a four-year-old child, I can’t make head or tail of it.”― Groucho Marx
6. “Gentlemen: If you continue to print slanderous material about me, I shall feel compelled to cancel my subscription.”― Groucho Marx
- “There’s one thing I always wanted to do before I quit… Retire!’ – Groucho Marx
- “One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.” – Groucho Marx
9. “I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”― AGroucho Marx
10. “One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don’t know.”― Groucho Marx
- “Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while” – Groucho Marx
- “Beyond the Alps lies more Alps. And The Lord Alps those that Alps themselves.”― Groucho Marx
- “Room service? Send up a larger room.” – Groucho Marx
- “I was born at a very early age. Before I had time to regret it, I was four and a half years old.”— Groucho Marx
- “From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.”― Groucho Marx
- “The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution – this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.” – Groucho Marx
- “Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?” — Groucho Marx, recurring joke from performances and interviews
18.“To write an autobiography of Groucho Marx would be as asinine as to read an autobiography of Groucho Marx.”― Groucho Marx
- “Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.”- Groucho Marx
- “You’re wondering why you haven’t heard from me? It’s probably because I haven’t written.” — Groucho Marx
- “Go, and never darken my towels again.”- Groucho Marx
- “I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I’d rather dance with the cows until you come home.”- Groucho Marx
- “I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.”-Groucho Marx
- “It isn’t necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.”- Groucho Marx
- “Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.”- Groucho Marx
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