Nothing brings people together like a good drink and a great quote! From legendary writers to classic Hollywood stars, these timeless drinking quotes will remind you that laughter and a well-poured glass go hand in hand. Whether it’s wine, whiskey, or beer, these witty words prove that you’re never too old to raise a glass and enjoy life. So grab your favorite drink, sit back, and enjoy! Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more laughs!
Video These Timeless Drinking Quotes Prove You’re Never Too Old for a Good Laugh!
These Timeless Drinking Quotes Prove You’re Never Too Old for a Good Laugh!
- “One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.” —George Carlin
- “Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life’s problems.” — Unknown
- “Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.” —Ogden Nash
4.“After the first glass, you see things as you wish they were. After the second, you see things as they are not. Finally, you see things as they really are, and that is the most horrible thing in the world.” —Oscar Wilde
- “I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly.” —Ron Burgundy, Anchorman
- “My boss didn’t know I drank, till one day I came to work sober.” — Unknown
- “Beer, if drunk in moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit and promotes health.” —Thomas Jefferson
- “The more I drink, the less there is for the kids to drink.” —Phoebe Buffay, Friends
- “When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.” — Unknown
- “We drink and we die and continue to drink.”- Dennis Leary
- “May you always have love in your heart and beer in your belly.” — Unknown
- “In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I’m sorry, did I say ‘scientists’? I meant Irish people.” —Tina Fey
- “They say as soon as you have to cut down on your drinking, you have a drinking problem.” —Don Draper, Mad Men
- “Independence is a heady draught, and if you drink it in your youth, it can have the same effect on the brain as young wine does. It does not matter that its taste is not always appealing. It is addictive and with each drink you want more.” —Maya Angelou
- “Money can’t buy you happiness but it can buy you alcohol.” — Unknown
- “Friday is the beginning of my liver’s work week.” — Unknown
- “I don’t have a drinking problem, ‘cept when I can’t get a drink.” —Tom Waits
- “Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.” — Unknown
- “He that drinks fast, pays slow.” — Benjamin Franklin
- “I pray you, do not fall in love with me, for I am falser than vows made in wine.”—William Shakespeare
- “I work until beer o’clock.” —Stephen King
- “Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whisky and a dog to eat the rare steak.” —Johnny Carson
- “You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning.” — Unknown
- “That’s what I do. I drink and I know things.” —Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones
- “They say the only people who tell the truth are drunkards and children. Guess which one I am.” —Stephen Colbert
Life is too short not to laugh and enjoy the little things—including a well-poured drink. If you loved these quotes, don’t forget to like, subscribe, and share this video with your fellow drink enthusiasts. And tell us in the comments—what’s your favorite drinking quote? Cheers!
