We’ve All Made Dumb Choices… But These Quotes Make It Funny
We all make dumb decisions—some just make better stories than others! 😂 Welcome to Part 2 of our laugh-out-loud series: “Hilarious Quotes About Stupid Decisions.” If you’ve ever done something ridiculous (and lived to laugh about it), this one’s for you!
Video We’ve All Made Dumb Choices… But These Quotes Make It Funny
We’ve All Made Dumb Choices… But These Quotes Make It Funny
- “People who label erotica writers as sluts/men-whores remind me of the mob that once condemned smart women as witches. Mankind has not evolved much.”
― Anna Bayes
- “Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity, but don’t rule out malice.”
― Albert Einstein
- “A stupid friend can hurt you more than a smart enemy.”
― Erol Ozan
- “One of my greatest pleasures in writing has come from the thought that perhaps my work might annoy someone of comfortably pretentious position. Then comes the saddening realization that such people rarely read.”
― John Kenneth Galbraith
- “If you follow the pescribed way of how people want you to be, then it will be of great relieve if you commit suicide than to be dragged along like a donkey.”
― Michael Bassey Johnson
- “A fool always finds a greater fool to admire him.”
― Nicolas Boileau
- “I hate stupidity, but what I hate even more is when people actually brag about it.”
― Bill Maher
- “Of course he was required to wear a seat belt, just as he was required to give directions to a torture camp, because stupidity was the single abiding law of the universe.”
― Anthony Marra,
- “So this is what men are like. Well, that’s it, then – I am going to be a lesbian.”
― Louise Rennison Angus Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging
- “Only a man could come up with something so ruthless, so essentially stupid and yet brutally effective.”
― Liane Moriarty, The Husband’s Secret
- “Do not feel sorry for the bad luck of people, because behind everyone’s misery is their own stupidity and laziness.”
― M.F. Moonzajer
- “The more hideous the mental contortions, the greater the delight and bravos of the mass.”
― Emma Goldman, Anarchism and Other Essays
- “I agree that sometimes it is difficult to choose between right and wrong, but not between right and stupid.”
― Amit Kalantri
- “Stupidity of proving yourself when not required is itself a proof of stupidity.”
― Vikrmn, 10 Alone
- “When stupidity knocks at the door, it is stupidity that opens it.”
― Ljupka Cvetanova
- “Illiteracy and stupidity are not quite different statuses; they are both the outcome of our lethargy and indolence.”
― M.F. Moonzajer
- “Maple thought optimistically that human beings, on their good days, weren’t much dimmer than sheep. Or at least, not much dimmer than dim sheep.”
― Leonie Swann
- “Some people in orthodox churches in Africa take poverty as a path that leads to heaven, making christianity look unattractive.”
― Michael Bassey Johnson
- “Many writers make the mistake of making their readers appear like Lazarus, without any iota of care, throwing down books to readers to crunch as if they are dogs.”
― Michael Bassey Johnson
- “Cleverness have no meanings until you find the stupidity that teach you.”
― Lena Hussain
- “Genuinity is mother of stupidity.”
― Vikrmn, 10 Alone
- “I rather be a stupid person wanting clarification and answers, in order to be wiser, than be a stupid person that blindly believes the lies they are told, without question.”
― Shannon L. Alder
- “But courage which goes against military expediency is stupidity, or, if it is insisted upon by a commander, irresponsibility.”
― Erwin Rommel, The Rommel Papers
- “In other words, the more stupid one is, the more he thinks he knows.”
― L Frank Baum, The Road to Oz: Children’s Classics
- “I don’t get involved in anything that’s stupid.”
― James Ponti, Blue Moon
- “Don’t let your teeth make you lose respect by permanently keeping them opened for the sake of being friendly.”
― Michael Bassey Johnson
- “Though you can live for as much as you like, but your longevity is stupidity if you were leading a worthless life.”
― Michael Bassey Johnson
- “Oliver has stated many times his dislike of hearing advice from his younger sister, so it is his own fault if he has not got sense enough to see which way the wind is blowing.”
― Patricia C. Wrede, Sorcery & Cecelia: or The Enchanted Chocolate Pot
- “Don’t ever mistake silence for ignorance, when it is obviously stupidity”
― Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single
- “Dogs are owned for their loyalty, but men are owned only because of their stupidity.”
― M.F. Moonzajer, LOVE, HATRED AND MADNESS
If you’re still laughing… good! That means you’ve made your share of questionable life choices too.” Tell us your favorite quote in the comments—and if you’ve got a funny decision you’re brave enough to share, drop it below!
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