Explore a treasury of sassy comebacks and clever quotes from trailblazing women that capture the joy of sharp humor. These timeless bits of wisdom encourage embracing life’s twists with laughter and poise, inspiring strength through every chuckle.
Video When Witty Women Win: Hilarious Comebacks That Will Make You ROFL!
When Witty Women Win: Hilarious Comebacks That Will Make You ROFL!
1. “You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.” – Mae West
2. “I generally avoid temptation, unless I can’t resist it.” – Mae West
3. “It’s your outlook on life that counts. If you take yourself lightly and don’t take yourself too seriously, pretty soon you can find the humor in our everyday lives. And sometimes it can be a lifesaver.” – Betty White
4. “Don’t try to be young. Just open your mind. Stay interested in stuff. There are so many things I won’t live long enough to find out about, but I’m still curious about them.” – Betty White
5. “The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.” – Lily Tomlin
6. “You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. That’s an education in itself.” – Carol Burnett
7. “Normal is nothing more than a cycle on a washing machine.” – Whoopi Goldberg
8. “While we have the gift of life, it seems to me the only tragedy is to allow part of us to die – whether it is our spirit, our creativity or our glorious uniqueness.” – Gilda Radner
9. “There is no real security except for whatever you build inside yourself.” – Gilda Radner
10. “If you feel rooted in your home and family, if you’re active in your community, there’s nothing more empowering. The best way to make a difference in the world is to start by making a difference in your own life.” – Julia Louis-Dreyfus
11. “I didn’t belong as a kid, and that always bothered me. If only I’d known that one day my differentness would be an asset, then my early life would have been much easier.” – Bette Midler
12. “If you’re creating anything at all, it’s really dangerous to care about what people think.” – Kristen Wiig
13. “The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.” – Roseanne Barr
14. “Ugly. Is irrelevant. It is an immeasurable insult to a woman, and then supposedly the worst crime you can commit as a woman. But ugly, as beautiful, is an illusion.” – Margaret Cho
15. “Being called ugly and fat and disgusting to look at from the time I could barely understand what the words meant has scarred me so deep inside that I have learned to hunt, stalk, claim, own and defend my own loveliness.” – Margaret Cho
16. “Try to love someone who you want to hate, because they are just like you, somewhere inside, in a way you may never expect.” – Margaret Cho
17. “I enjoy life when things are happening. I don’t care if it’s good things or bad things. That means you’re alive.” – Joan Rivers
18. “You can’t be brave if you’ve only had wonderful things happen to you.” – Mary Tyler Moore
19. “If you feel like there’s something out there that you’re supposed to be doing, if you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.” – Wanda Sykes
20. “As I’ve gotten older and more mature, I’ve become much more comfortable in my own skin. After 25 years of doing stand-up, that’s reflected onstage.” – Janeane Garofalo
And just like that, these gems remind us how a dash of wit can brighten any day. If they brought a grin or a fresh view your way, share one with a pal who might appreciate the spark.
