Get ready to laugh with these hilarious and wise redneck sayings! From cowboy proverbs to Southern wisdom, these funny quotes will have you cracking up and maybe even learning a thing or two. Perfect for anyone who loves country humor and down-home common sense.
Video Funny Redneck Wisdom That’ll Make You Laugh ‘Til Your Teeth Fall Out !
Funny Redneck Wisdom That’ll Make You Laugh ‘Til Your Teeth Fall Out !
- If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck. – Jeff Foxworthy
- You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard. – Jeff Foxworthy
- You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut. – Jeff Foxworthy
- If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck. – Jeff Foxworthy
- You may be a redneck if… you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education. – Jeff Foxworthy
- You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge. – Jeff Foxworthy
- If you’ve ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck. – Jeff Foxworthy
- You might be a redneck if your dog can’t watch you eat without gagging. – Jeff Foxworthy
- You might be a redneck if the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it. – Jeff Foxworthy
- If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck. – Jeff Foxworthy
- You might be a redneck if it’s easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it. – Jeff Foxworthy
- You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument. – Jeff Foxworthy
- You might be a redneck if your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds. – Jeff Foxworthy
- You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor. – Jeff Foxworthy
- You might be a redneck if directions to your house include “turn off the paved road.” – Jeff Foxworthy
- You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general. – Jeff Foxworthy
- If your neighbors think you’re a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck. – Jeff Foxworthy
- I’m happier than a tornado in a trailer park. – Larry the Cable Guy
- He had fallen out of the ugly tree, and hit every branch. – Lee Child
- You could start an argument in an empty house. – Jill Shalvis
- He’s one fry short of a Happy Meal. – Rush Limbaugh
- I think I may have created a monster with my— I won’t say act— but with my redneck pose. – Billy Carter
- To me, redneck is a sense of self and a way of life. – Gretchen Wilson
- People look at you, and they’ve got just the perfect little box for you, the perfect category. Call you a redneck. Call you a hillbilly. Like those were insults. – Travis Tritt
- You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. – Patrick Swayze
That’s some real country wisdom right there! If you got a good laugh or found yourself nodding along, make sure to hit that like button and share this video with a friend who could use a little redneck wisdom in their life. And don’t forget to subscribe for more down-home laughs and legendary quotes!
